Barack Obama thinks Joe Biden is a puppy. Joe Biden thinks this can't be good for his back. Barack Obama also thinks his people should sleep in their offices.
Showing posts with label people who think biden is a puppy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label people who think biden is a puppy. Show all posts
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Is Barack Obama Somewhere Over the Rainbow?
He is, at the very least, really ugly in a dress (the real Obama would probably look better, to be fair). Toto is unlabeled, but one can assume that it's probably Biden. There aren't many alternatives.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
A Curious Case
In this pre-election cartoon by Rob Tornoe, the question is asked, Does the Palin Pick neuter Biden? on August 29, 2009.
Judging by the facts that Biden is not wearing a protective collar indicative of surgery, Obama does not look sympathetic over a possible nuts-removal surgery, and Palin and McCain did go on to lose the election fairly decisively, I suggest that the neutering did not happen. Perhaps Dr. Palin got confused and performed some sort of age-reversing procedure instead. This would explain how attack dog Biden reverted to puppy Biden at some point during the campaign and election.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Werepuppy or BDSM?
The Economist's cartoonist here seems somewhat confused. That muzzle would not work on a human face. One wonders if the artist means to show that Biden is mostly human but transforms into a puppy at inopportune moments, or if this is another instance of the artist implying Biden engages in animal roleplay bondage.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Cartoon found May 26, 2009
Art by Gary Varvel
During the campaign and prior to it, Biden was seen as a full grown attack dog; currently, he is a puppy. This is some Benjamin Button's shit.
Please note: Evan Bayh also seems to be a puppy.
Quotes found May 26, 2009
Right now, the dog and Joe Biden are working out who brings in the morning paper.
-David Letterman, April 13, 2009
The dog arrived just in time because Sasha and Malia were getting tired of throwing Frisbees at Joe Biden. He does catch it in his mouth. He's trainable.
-Jimmy Fallon, April 13, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Quotes found May 25, 2009
At one point, the conversation turned to dogs. The veep loves 'em--especially the big breeds--and he is clearly enamored of his six-month-old German Shepherd, Champ, with whom he faithfully rises at 6 a.m. each day for a morning constitutional. Envisioning Champ and his master gamboling across the grounds of the Naval Observatory, one is struck by how much Biden himself resembles an overgrown pup: friendly, open, enthusiastic, a shade uncontrollable, and so damn happy.
-Michelle Cottle, May 06 2009
All this change hasn't been easy. Change never is. So I've cut the tension by bringing a new friend to the White House. He's warm, he's cuddly, loyal, enthusiastic. You just have to keep him on a tight leash. Every once in a while he goes charging off in the wrong direction and gets himself into trouble. But enough about Joe Biden.
-President Obama, May 09, 2009
Michelle Obama's on the cover of Time magazine this week. She says she has dinner with a Barack and the kids every night, and then -- oh, it's so cute -- Joe Biden jumps up and tries to lick the plates.
-Jimmy Fallon, week ending May 24, 2009
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