President Obama says his daughters will take care of the dog, but who picks up the dog’s poop after the kids go to sleep? Well, that duty will fall on a low-level employee with nothing else to do. Joe Biden’s going to be cleaning up.
-Craig Ferguson
Showing posts with label comedians. Show all posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Quotes found May 26, 2009
Right now, the dog and Joe Biden are working out who brings in the morning paper.
-David Letterman, April 13, 2009
The dog arrived just in time because Sasha and Malia were getting tired of throwing Frisbees at Joe Biden. He does catch it in his mouth. He's trainable.
-Jimmy Fallon, April 13, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Quotes found May 25, 2009
At one point, the conversation turned to dogs. The veep loves 'em--especially the big breeds--and he is clearly enamored of his six-month-old German Shepherd, Champ, with whom he faithfully rises at 6 a.m. each day for a morning constitutional. Envisioning Champ and his master gamboling across the grounds of the Naval Observatory, one is struck by how much Biden himself resembles an overgrown pup: friendly, open, enthusiastic, a shade uncontrollable, and so damn happy.
-Michelle Cottle, May 06 2009
All this change hasn't been easy. Change never is. So I've cut the tension by bringing a new friend to the White House. He's warm, he's cuddly, loyal, enthusiastic. You just have to keep him on a tight leash. Every once in a while he goes charging off in the wrong direction and gets himself into trouble. But enough about Joe Biden.
-President Obama, May 09, 2009
Michelle Obama's on the cover of Time magazine this week. She says she has dinner with a Barack and the kids every night, and then -- oh, it's so cute -- Joe Biden jumps up and tries to lick the plates.
-Jimmy Fallon, week ending May 24, 2009
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